My fucking night so fucking far

*12 AM, turns laptop off*
*Asshole mosquito annoys my sleep*
*turns light on, trying to find it*
*Asshole mosquito hiding like a little bitch*
*turns light off, trying to sleep*
*Asshole mosquito comes back*
*grabs laptop and goes to watch videos*
*Asshole mosquito nowhere to be found*
*turns laptop off and tries sleeping*
*Asshole mosquito pops up out of nowhere, clearly pissed*
*repeats light trick*
*Asshole mosquito is gone*
*opens laptop and writes this journal*
Guess what? Asshole mosquito is on Jupiter!